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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Scientists make disturbing discovery in analysis of human bodily fluids: 'Further research is required' - Yahoo

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Why is Meghan Markle's Hollywood presence fading despite her royal status and Netflix deal?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

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Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Cryptocurrency Platform Gemini Confidentially Files for IPO - PYMNTS.com

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Fiserv’s stock surges as it teams with Circle to join the stablecoin party - MarketWatch

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

The global impact of Trump vs. Musk - Politico

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Harvey Weinstein Was Abused, Defense Says in Retrial Closing Argument - Variety

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Unacceptable again!

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