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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:38

So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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